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| I've gone and started a new blog. Come and be a part of my quarter life crisis! http://kindamoney.blogspot.com/ | | |
| Pretty much everything about summer is awesome except mosquitoes. It sucks when you know there is a mosquito in the room when you're about to sleep. You have to kill it if you don't want to be an all night open bar, and doing so takes on a whole new form when you take melatonin, which I do now every night. Melatonin works pretty well and I usually mellow out pretty quickly. Tonight was no exception, except my pleasant reverie was rudely interrupted by an impromptu parasite party on my neck. A bump rose out of my neck and my glazed expression curled into a sneer. I scanned the room and spotted the bloated culprit. I knew time was not on my side: with every second that passes my motor skills are diminishing. Fortunately, even in my medicated haze I was able to clumsily swat the bastard into the desk, where I finished it off, leaving only a faint trace of blood (probably my own). Another happy ending.
btw if anyone hasn't heard I'm moving to California.
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| Tonight a trick or treater asked me if I "go to Wootton". I'm thinking either I need to grow a beard or get fat again. It'd actually be interesting to see which one would take longer.
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| It's been a good summer. One of these days, I'll move out of the house, and maybe get a job that requires working long hours. Maybe I'll get serious about life.
Til then, here's to feeling good all the time!
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